A slothful weekend followed quickly by “snow”...

This weekend I went absolutely nowhere. I was really tired from the work week and felt much like a wrung-out rag (especially after pulling 4 hours of last-minute, "Wait, you need this right now? You know I’m supposed to leave in about an hour, right? Um...okay," OT on Friday evening). I realized I probably didn't have the energy left to go home, clean up, change and drive back out to be social after returning to the apartment from work, walking directly to my room, shutting the door behind me, dropping my messenger bag & purse, and just sort of collapsing face-first on my bed, still ensconced in gloves, scarf & overcoat. After 10 minutes of remaining this way (turning my head a little to the left so I could breathe, of course), I realized I was *far* more comfortable than I should be, opted to just stay home & multi-texted as much to people. The decision ended up lasting the entire weekend and I caught up on all the sleep I’d missed the past couple weeks while being a complete pupa. Go me. :)

So now it’s Monday, I’m pretty well-rested, and my brain no longer feels like something that’s either mush, charred, or husk-like. A sizeable number of the staff who usually interrupts me all day long is to be out for at least part of this week, and all together this means I might actually be able to knock some older tasks off my “To Do” list and get things back in order as I prefer them. All I could really ask to make my day a little better would be more snow.

See, it’s all ready the end of January and I wanted more snow by now. Everyone else who likes warm/hot weather ends up having up to 9 months a year in this area where if it’s not downright hot-as-all-Hell and muggy to boot, it’s at least not cold in the slightest. For people like me that actually *dig* colder weather and even some snow, we're gettin’ gypped. Fall and winter are both supposed to be the colder months of the year, darn it, even in this area. Not balmy, not 70-something when it’s freakin’ October/November. It is supposed to be either chilly or cold, NOT WARM, and that's only really happened in the past few weeks or so.

The weather's being a teasing little minx, too. She knows I want it to snow so badly I can taste snowflakes on my tongue and apparently she doesn't yet want to give it up, but she likes getting me excited about it. So, every so often, she flirts a little bit of her white, wintery petticoat at me, bats her eyelashes for a second, then hides it away again. Just like any other situation where one’s being teased without any idea of when satisfaction may ever occur, it’s beginning to go beyond tantalizing and fun and is now stepping into the realm of annoying. Do not be surprised if you find me stopped in an empty parking lot at some point in the near future, car still running behind me as I stand on the blacktop shaking my fist at the sky yelling, "Damn it, woman! GIVE ME A SLICE!"

It's not that we haven't had *any* snow, y'see, it's just that what we've had has only been on the ground for about 2.5 seconds before evaporating again. It started January 8. I was all kinds of excited about the sudden deluge of fat flurries that practically dumped outside my office window, IMing everyone I knew online around 9:30 that morning. No one else saw it due to some freak happenstance that apparently caused it to snow only in Sterling & Chantilly that day, so I left the office on my lunch break (I had to retrieve my lunch from home anyway) & took pictures for proof.

I was able to leave the office & head back to the apartment after 12p. It was snowing heavily enough that it was collecting on the all ready existing black ice in some patches & making things damned difficult to navigate. I even slid a couple times doing 15 mph.

At 12:45p, Sterling looked like this:


Ten minutes down the road, near 28, it had quieted down to this:


At 1:05p, down 28 just a bit, the weather was, rather suddenly, practically non-existent:


And by 1:15p, back in Chantilly, there was absolutely nothing:


And, of course, considering how much the little tart likes to flirt with me, Mother Nature decided to pull this crap all the Hell over again today. Did anyone else see it? Noooo, of course not. However this morning, upon leaving the apartment, I saw flurries falling again. (Great day to wear heels when the weather report said only a 20% chance of precipitation. ::chuckles::) By 10a from my office window, I could see this:



And now what do we have? Nothin'. Absolutely nothing.

Damn it Mother Nature, you trifling little temptress! GIVE IT UP ALL READY!

That is quite enough for now. More later.

~E.

Lunchtime...

So I'm trying to eat a bit better of late & it's a slow process, but I'm working on it. However I must say, it is *really* Goddamned difficult to make a healthier food choice for oneself when:

1. One has been drinking gratuitous amounts of coffee all morning.
   
   
2. One fails to pack a lunch for the day.
   
   
3. One is left alone to guard the office for several hours (spanning over lunchtime, of course) while anyone else who could do so buggers off for hours on end without telling one where they went or when they *might* be returning.
   
   
4. One's current emergency stock of food includes 2 ramen bricks, a bottle of water, a bottle of Mountain Dew & a bag of 'Sweet Hot Chili' Doritos.
   
   
5. ...and one is left, intensely hungry, in said office with an ever-expanding collection of tempting little takeout menus.

::sighs:: Hell's bells.

More later.

~E.

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...

Among the many things that make me happy, for those who didn't all ready know, are things that smell nice. To be specific I collect scented oils, both the kind one can use as perfume and the kind used in some sort of diffuser to make a room smell nice. Personally I'm not big on flowery scents (I also don't wear them very well) and am more into the opposite end of the spectrum. Scents of smoky things, spices, green things or clean laundry. I also love odd combinations that might not appeal to most. As examples, head over to the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab site (LOVE that place) & check out the ingredients of the following scents:

• Aelopile
  
• Azathoth
  
• Cthulu
  
• Jabberwocky
  
• Miskatonic University
  
• No. 93 Engine
  
• Phoenix Steamworks
  
• The Deep Ones
  
• The Lion
  
• The Mad Hatter
  
• The Music of Erich Zahn
  
• Wrath
  
• Y'Ha-Nthlei

Well *now*, apparently, there is another scent I get to lust after.


!!!

That's right, Zydrate does, in fact, come in a little glass vial (appropriately blue) complete with GeneCo prescription label. Starborn Alchemy is offering an exclusive perfume from the creators of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' which has been created specially for the 3rd Repo! Road Tour. At $25/bottle the scent is being offered for a limited time only, from January 13th to January 24th. The proceeds from the sales go to benefit the Repo! Road Tour 3 to help cover flights and hotels. The ingredients (which sound like a lovely combination to me) include musk, cederwood atlas, lemon, clary sage, French lavender, vanilla, eucalyptus, clove & cinnamon.

Want.want.WANT. Holy crow.

More later.

~E.

Cereal...

I finally remembered to bring my cereal & a half-gallon o/1% to work today. I *still* forgot to eat some when it was actually breakfast time, but that's okay because I'm having it now.

Know what's awesome? Eating Cheerios & milk from a giant coffee mug in front of my computer @ work. Know why? Because of the following:

1. It makes me happy.
   
   
2. It's something to eat that's simple & quick.
   
   
3. It's usually better than most other options & still tastes good.
   
   
4. I like all kinds of cereal (Cheerios, Wheat Chex, Corn Chex, Raisin Bran, corn flakes, Life & Cocoa Puffs) so I have several choices.
   
   
5. It makes me feel like I should be wearing pajamas in front of my work computer or something.
   
   
6. Milk is involved (I love milk)...
   
   
7. ...and I get to drink the leftover milk from the bowl/mug/whatever-container-I'm-using, which I still like doing very much even though I am no longer 8. (Also one of my favorite things about being an adult is drinking any milk, juice, etc.that I buy for myself directly from the container, simply because I can. Never gets old. It's the little things, I tell ya.)

Speaking of which... ::finishes off leftover milk from giant coffee cup::

:D Awesome. More later.

~E.

\'füd\...

Afternoon, everyone. Today's been pretty slammed thus far, but the über-boss is only in for a couple hours today, so every so often I've a few minutes to type something up in Notepad then copy & post it later. Today's topic (unsurprisingly, really) is food. (Yes, damn it, I failed the breakfast challenge AGAIN this morning, walking out the door with neither the Cheerios I just bought nor the quart of milk sitting in my fridge.)

1. Debbar sent me a recipe this morning, which made me curious, so I attempted to look up possible variations of this idea (pretty much resulting solely in drinks & WoW "recipes"), which *eventually* led me to THIS recipe and now the whole idea of making gigantimammoth stews makes me want to cook & eat a small chunk of Africa. It's a big place, there are lots of animals, I'm pretty sure they won't miss it.
   
   
2. This recipe and a couple others I came across obviously got me thinking about what rhino, elephant, warthog & guinea fowl might taste like. However as those aren’t exactly close to home, I wonder what the difference in taste, texture, and preparation might be for rabbit as opposed to hare. Can anyone answer this? There a lot of running culinary jokes on teh intarwebz about “not wanting hare in your food”, but I was curious whether or not there was a real reason such as its taste behind it or if it was just the obvious play on words.
   
   
3. I keep getting ghost wafts of IPA around here, which is distracting even for someone that's not really into IPAs. No clue what that's about, but it's making me thirsty.
   
   
4. A friend of mine posted something in her journal about this, so I’m cross-posting because it amuses me. Burger King has instituted an application that's used on Facebook that encourages one to ditch ten friends at a time on the site by offering to reward them with a Whopper. Each time a Facebook friend is dumped, the application sends a message to the rejected individual that declares food is stronger than friendship. As if that's amusing enough, BK's "Sacrifice" site is keeping a running tally of the number of sacrifices that have been made. Links with more info.about this are here & here.
   
   
5. Speaking of BK, did you know they've come out with something called the "Angry Whopper"? I *thought* I saw an ad for that on a BK the other day but thought I misread it while driving past.

Now I go back to work where apparently *everyone* today thinks that whatever they want me to do is a big, honking emergency that needs to be done RIGHTNOWOMG (like printing a label for a CD...no, seriously ::wry chuckle::). So glad people are heading to Iguana tonight. :)

More later.

~E.

Holy Hannah, SNOOOOOOOOOOW!!! :D

I am terribly excited about a couple things right now:

1. IT'S FINALLY SNOWING OUTSIDE! THISISAWESOMEHOORAY! ::bounces up & down in office chair, while staring gleefully out the window @ swirling snow:: I can't even properly TELL you how excited I am about bundling up & going outside to play in this once enough accumulates to do so. (And yes, I know it likely won't today, I'm just sayin'.) I want to go sledding! Also I want to jump into a gigantic drift of snow/push someone else into one, mainly because it doesn't hurt & makes a rather soft "FWUMP" sound, which makes me giggle.
   
   
2. Wings tonight, YUM. I've been looking forward to this all week (I had no ideas wings could be so addictive) apparently so much that I dreamt of wings last night. In my dream our normal place had a menu o/wing choices like Brickskeller's beer list. It was AWESOME. Very happy dream, but I woke up really hungry...
   
   
3. ...which is not helped by the fact that I'm still really suckin' @ this whole "breakfast" thing I keep hearing about. Really need to do something about that, like do what Debbar suggested & keep milk & cereal @ work.

That is all for now. More later.

~E.

Things, stuff, words & whatnot...

1. My friend, Joey, has been discussing healthier living lately & trying to eat more vegetarian food as a part of this. I've never really gone out of my way to try specifically vegetarian stuff before (nothing against it, it's just never been on my list of things to do) but he piqued my interest when he told me that MorningStar Farms' "Chik'n Nuggets" tasted just like the real thing. Last night I was hungry & didn't really feel like cooking, so I opted to hit the store instead so I could try a couple things from the "Healthy Eating" (a.k.a. vegetarian) section. I finally decided on "Chik'n Nuggets" & "Broccoli Cheddar Veggie Bites". I'll try more later, but figured I'd start w/these:
   
   
   • MorningStar's "Chik'n Nuggets"
     
     Joey was right, they did taste just like actual chicken nuggets, didn't even need gobs of ketchup or anything. I'll be getting these again.
   
   
   
   • MorningStar's "Broccoli Cheddar Veggie Bites"
     
     OH.MY.GOD. Let me preface this by saying I kind of have a thing about most things involving green veggies & cheese. THESE were SO good. It was nigh on impossible for me not to eat all the ones in the box in one sitting, seriously. Luckily for me I only baked a little o/ea. o/my choices at a time & saved the rest for later.
   
   
2. I am uncomfortably tired today for some unknown reason & therefore having a Hellish time concentrating on actual work...again. I've really got to do something about this. Maybe taking regular vitamins again would assist?
   
   
3. I am also intensely hungry & vaguely concerned that once my food gets here I might actually try to stuff an entire gyro in my face while planning what to consume next, possibly including office supplies & co-workers. I really need to make it a point to eat breakfast in the morning. This is ridiculous.
   
   
4. I think if you’ve not yet seen 'Hamlet 2' you should really get on that because it's awfully funny & you are missing out.
   
   
5. Speaking of movies, I just saw an ad for the new 'Underworld Number Whatever-The-Hell' that's apparently coming out on Jan.23rd. I had no idea another was in production let alone coming out soon. Is anyone else planning on seeing this? I don't even care if the movie's any good, I'd just go because Kate Beckinsale's gorgeous & I get to see her kicking ass in slick boots, latex, corsets & leather. :)

More later.

~E.

Holy Hannah, I've been busy...

Y'know, after being off work since the afternoon o/Christmas Eve, it's taking some serious work to really get back into the swing of things. I'm having a really awful time concentrating on anything today & it's a struggle not to roam the internet. I'm compromising by running an industrial Pandora channel in the background and typing this entry up in Notepad during breaks from today’s tasks.

My holiday time off was actually *way* more social than I originally planned, which was fantastic. I spent very little time @ the apt., returning briefly to do laundry or grab something before going back out again. Stayed w/the folks Christmas Eve & Christmas Night, then headed back to the apt.on the 26th. I was supposed to hit one or more of three Christmas parties to which I'd been invited, but for some reason I was feeling kind of off-kilter so I didn’t follow up on either. Had it not been for Michael's unrelenting insistence that I get over to the ALL Tower & hang out w/the crew for once, I'd have likely just stayed home & watched movies 'til I crashed, but I listened to him & ended up having a really good time & feeling better as a result.

Sat.night I just stayed in, apparently the *same* night that everyone else on the planet decided to head out to Spellbound that evening. ::chuckles:: I guess it was a shame I didn't know about it, but honestly I was perfectly happy to just go home, fall over, curl up & sleep that night b/c I was exhausted.

Sunday I hit the folks' house, helped my Mom, then went to Katiedid's where we stayed up *far* too late making 2 mammoth vats of stew while bouncing around the kitchen being rowdy & ridiculous to industrial and hair metal. I was supposed to stay the night in Rockville, but about 6:30a I got a call from Pat. The poor guy'd accidentally locked himself out o/the apt.& no one else w/a spare key was in town, so I jetted (have to remember to get a few things back from Katie's house) & headed back to let him in just before he headed out to work.

Tuesday I went to Hampton w/Katie & Nicholas to visit their friend Johnny & hit up a club. I haven't had that much fun at a club in forever (it's held @ Wave on Wednesdays for anyone reading this). The turnout was full, the dance floor was never mostly empty, the music was good & most importantly it didn't seem that anyone really had much of an attitude about club status/popularity/whatever-the-Hell, etc. The crowd was comprised of a *lot* of new blood, there were all kinds of diff.people enjoying the Hell out o/themselves on the dance floor and I didn't really notice any of the disdainful looks being flung one way or the other that's a bit more obvious in other scenes. It was a great time and I'd love to go back.

Party at Johnny's after the club, crashed out around ??? o'clock, then packed up & headed back to No.VA the next day after a quick stop at Waffle House (hash browns!). Went to Kohl's for my first time on the way back, met Nicholas's parents (they're great & make me want to make them food of some sort), then back to Reston. Showered, changed, then back out to the ALL Tower w/Katie, Nicholas & Dave to hang out for a bit before returning to Reston for movies & pajamas. Good stuff.

Last night no one was really feelin' like wings, so Nicholas, Katie & I decided to see 'Gran Torino' instead, meeting up w/Dave beforehand. I loved this film. I really like Clint Eastwood, always have, but the film itself was fantastic in so many ways and I think there were some pertinent facets of this movie that weren't necessarily advertised as strongly as others. It made me laugh, it made me tear up, it made me slap my hands over my mouth & my eyes but out in shock. I don't really want to go into more detail about it at the moment, so I'll simply say I seriously recommend it.

After the movie we were hungry as Hell, so off to the 24hr.Korean BBQ in Annandale. Sushi wasn't available (damn!) but the food we got was pretty damned good. I got the Jap Chae (basically sliced beef w/sauteed vegetables over glass noodles) w/boiled dumplings as an appetizer and there was NO way I could finish everything, not even close. Everyone seemed to like what they got & went home full & happy.

So that was my holiday! Good times for everyone & far too much food. I'm actually making a New Year's resolution this year (I never bother with these usually) to join a freakin' gym & ACTUALLY GO. I'm tired of feeling blech about my physical appearance b/c I weigh too much and I want to actually do something about it. Plus, even though getting into an exercise routine is difficult for me, I *always* feel better once I've started, so my goal is to've decided on a fitting membership by the end o/Jan. I think I can do that. I'd also like to look into yoga. :)

That’s all for now. More later.

~E.

Obviously there are at least a few things that are very wrong with me...

All right, so apparently nonsensical, downright off-kilter crap is not only contagious, but practically genetic/familial BECAUSE this time I did not find the following gems on my own. These "treasures" were actually brought to my attention by the youngest of my four siblings (Peej being 19 & Kell @ 14) very, very late on Christmas night. I cannot possibly express (without video documentation) how gleefully proud they were of themselves when they found these & thought to present them to me, sneaking downstairs far after both their bedtimes to make me watch them, having a good idea how much I'd pretty much hurt myself laughing at the bloody things, not because the following videos are that fantastic but because they made NO FREAKIN' SENSE in such a manner that they knew I'd crack right the Hell up going, "WHAT THE F$#&?!" and crying a little on the inside.

Part of me is really very proud of the two of them for being so young & yet having such a collaborative knack for finding something strangely comical that suits any one, odd individual so perfectly. The other part of me is rather a bit ashamed of myself for having assisted in raising them (at least during their formative years when Mom & Dad were both working full-time) as if they are from freakin' space, thinking this kind of shit is hilarious because now they'll have to find their own crew of ...(ahem)...loving, caring people whose fingers won't immediately itch for indelible ink & the commitment papers when one giggles endlessly @ such ricockulousness wonderfully "accepting" friends, which are not easy to come by.

I've all ready subjected the residents of the ALL Tower to this nonsense and followed it swiftly earlier this morning by hurting poor Katiedid's brain a little when I asked her to watch all three. (She was really very kind about it, but I think only because she's a very nice person & I made her a vat of the stew she loves so much beforehand.)

All this said, there are curse words & NSFW aplenty throughout two of the three following ("Dr Tran's Quiet Log Time" is really the only safe-for-work one & the shortest, for that matter), though I did make sure I listed the censored version of the first video. (By the way, in case you can't hear/understand everything in the first video, being "The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun", do wait for the sum-up just after the first roll of the credits.)

Also, if anything is considered that F'd & weird, you may chalk it up to my YouTube revenge on Debbar for posting that FROM HELL video of Jr. Sr. & the teat-suckling which I shall NEVER be able to scrub from my brain, even with bleach and fire GOD HELP ME. (Madam, I love ya, but really all of space.)

The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun



Dr. Tran's Quiet Log Time



Dr. Tran - Here Come Dr. Tran!



More later (God help you).

~E.

Damnation...

So I just bought my ticket to see The Damned this evening after talking to Nicholas & Katie about it last week, then Bev & Sean about it last night. 'Bout 2 hours later (since I arranged mine should be "Will Call") I go back to check the site for a couple details & find the following...

Oh no! :( Well *that* just blows goats.

More later.

~E.