Thursday, July 17, 2008

Oh, Hell & damnation...

Y’know, when I think of doing something rather important (i.e. remembering that I need to create a new car kit that includes things like jumper cables, spare bulbs, etc.) I should really take care of it right then else I forget, thereby damning myself to eventually getting stuck in a particular situation, away from people I know, w/out the proper means of extraction.

...like accidentally leaving the dome light on in my car, thereby killing the battery, and being unable to jump my car from Petunia’s (who was JUST.HERE) b/c I wasn’t smart enough to pick up the damned cables two weeks ago.

Normally, upon realizing I’d just been astoundingly foolish, I would just dial AAA or some such b/c I kinda hate all over asking others for help re:things I can simply do myself. However, it just recently expired. Procrastinated renewing a couple weeks ago (d-d-d-DUMB) and now can’t in the next few days b/c o/transitions re:my current bank account. (I have, apparently, worked very hard in the past couple weeks to make seemingly small, very poor decisions, just so I could be a moron today!)

If there was a drawing of my current situation, and I had to spot & mark all the silly things I did to set the scene like a badly written slapstick, I would get a BIG, Kindergarten-sized, super-fat red crayon, I would circle the whole thing, and I’d color it in.

::sighs:: Okay, I’m off to figure something out, though if anyone feels like popping out to Vienna to jump my car b/c I’m a nitwit to visit, do let me know. Ha!

Guh. More later.

~E.

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